The Daily is too good an employer to send a correspondent to the conference Those Tories are having down in Bournmouth over the next week. We have standards. However, we have a team of friendly Tories in town, with eyes peeled for the latest news and (hopefully) scandal.
On the issue of the latter, The Daily fondly remembers the one time it sent a correspondent to Tory conference. On his arrival, the writer in question headed for the bar and bumped in a Sunday tabloid journalist. On enquiring whether said journalist would be in town all week, The Daily was told “No, as soon as I get a good Tory shag story I’m going straight back to London”.
We can’t promise we’ll give you one of those this week, but watch this space, just in case.